Tuesday, March 27
Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC
“The Story So Far.” The story so far? Didn’t we just start? Isn’t the story so far, we just started? Good heavens, ABC, really? And this is followed by …
Dancing with the Stars, 9 p.m., ABC
“Couples face elimination.” This part would make “the story so far” so much more interesting, don’t you think?
New Girl, 9 p.m., Fox
Question for you: When did Dermot Mulroney get hot? Holy smokes! Tonight, “Jess' date with Russell (Dermot Mulroney) does not go as planned; Nick's college friend tries to help him get over Julia; Schmidt and Cece's relationship is discovered.”