Thursday, Aug. 9
Summer Olympics, 8 p.m., NBC
Tonight, “Track and field, finals: decathlon, men's triple jump, men's 200m, men's 800m; diving: women's platform final; beach volleyball: men's final; cycling: men's BMX quarterfinals.” Do you think Bruce Jenner can even let himself watch this?
NFL Preseason Football, 7:30 p.m., check listings
No. Bad football. Go away. No talk of fall yet.
Forsaken Fragrance Premiere Inspired by True Blood, 9 p.m., HSN
Seriously? What does this smell like? Copper and sweat?