Wednesday, Dec. 14
Survivor: South Pacific, 8 p.m., CBS
So the five that said they would be the five are now actually the five. Which is amazing and awesome since it almost never actually happens. And also because this is when it really gets Lord of the Flies and they turn on each other. Finale is Sunday night.
The X Factor, 8 p.m., Fox
I grow increasingly uncomfortable with the absolute mental and emotional breakdowns that these children are suffering on the X factor stage. In what world does Astro end up looking mature? This world, my friends. It’s not even fun. It’s just sad. The final four are Melanie, Josh, Marcus and Chris. Josh should win.
Barbara Walters Presents the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011, 10 p.m., ABC
That’s it. I’m done. I am officially breaking up with Baba. The “10” includes “the Kardashian family, Simon Cowell, Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet; Derek Jeter; Donald Trump; Katy Perry and Pippa Middleton.” To have the Kardashians and Pippa on this list is the last straw.