Saturday, Sept. 1
The Goonies, 10 p.m., ABCFamily
One of the 10 best movies ever made. I will fight you over this.
Tanked, 9 p.m., Animal Planet
Tracy Morgan gets a fish tank. I can’t even imagine.
Doctor Who, 9 p.m., BBCAmerica
Season premiere! For a certain group of you this is the biggest news of the year. “The Doctor and the Ponds must escape from a planetary prison and the dangerous convicts within.”