Tuesday, Feb. 7
The River, 9 p.m., ABC
Holy smokes, this looks scary. They keep showing this utterly terrifying commercial during Winter Wipeout and it's scaring the heck out of the 11-year-old and me. You guys are on your own with this one: “Six months after adventurer Dr. Emmet Cole goes missing in the Amazon, his location beacon sends out a signal; Emmet's wife, Tess, along with her son and Emmet's film crew, embark on a journey to find him; a crew member goes missing.”
The Real Housewives of Orange County, 9 p.m., Bravo
Season premiere, in which the ladies move into the assisted living facility.
E! Special: Growing Up Hollywood, 8 p.m., E!
“Exclusive interviews and family photos divulge what it's like to grow up as the child of a celebrity.” Let’s ask Suri Cruise, whose every breath is chronicled in People magazine.